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50 Reasons to Belong to Youth Ministry

 
01)  To be with friends.

02)  Being Catholic is cool!

03)  Broccoli will absolutely never be served as a snack.

04)  It’s not fattening!

05)  You won’t hear any Celine Dion music here ever! Believe me - never!!

06)  You don’t have to wear water wings to participate!

07)  To have fun!

08)  Its better than doing your homework.... (Shhhh! Don’t tell your parents!)

09)  It isn’t at 5:00 a.m.!

10)  To grow in your faith.

11)  There are no finals.

12)  You may win valuable prizes!

13)  Now Youth Ministry has half the fat and calories!

14)  To meet new friends and keep old ones.

15)  To play silly games.

16)  We need you!

17)  Our Youth Ministry Team Members care about you!

18)  It’s almost never fatal.

19)  Your mom would be proud!

20)  For support and understanding.

21)  Nine out of ten dentists recommend it. (There’s always gotta be at least one idiot dentist in the bunch).

22)  It has the “Good Housekeeping” seal of approval.

23)  Like Mount Everest - it’s there!

24)  It is known to cure the mid week and the end of the week blues!

25)  Cute guys and gorgeous girls are there.
26)  It doesn’t cause bad breath (except when we serve nachos...)

27)  It’s free - well, most of the time!

28)  We have a dork for a Youth Minister (a nice dork, but a dork nontheless!)

29)  It contains absolutely no cholesterol!

30)  Prom date possibilities abound!

31)  There are people who really care about you and your friends.

32)  No previous experience is necessary to apply or participate.

33)  You will get mail. Lots and lots of mail! (We only use recycled paper!

34)  You will have lots of dates - we’ll send you a calendar every month!

35)  You will like it - trust us!

36)  To learn about God, your faith and your Church.

37)  We give and accept double coupons!

38)  You are important!

39)  There has never been a major earthquake during any of our meetings....

40)  It doesn’t cause cavities!

41)  To come together and pray!

42)  To get to know each other.

43)  It’s kid tested and mother approved!

44)  Because it is historical and hysterical!

45)  Great priests stop by the Youth Center all the time just to say, “Hi!”

46)  Because the Team is not in it just for the food...well, anymore that is...

47)  We don’t require your head to be shaved... the first time you come...

48)  Freeway close!

49)  Our NEW Youth Center is cool - and not just because it is air-conditioned!

50)  Because you will be loved!